This has been one of the most “revealing” topics I’ve ever researched. Things I’ve learned… most nude resorts have trailers, people can actually play tennis naked, there are a lot of swinger resorts (which is not what I will be discussing in this post.)
I’ve searched high and low on the internet and seen tonza private parts to find the best of the best for you all when it comes to nude resorts and beaches. I had to really weed out the bad ones and believe me there were some BAD ones! Here are the top 10 NUDE beaches/resorts in the U.S.
Amidst the desert scene just below the Santa Rose foothills lies the Sea Mountain Resort, an adult only clothing optional getaway. Whether you want to relax at their spa and tan in the garden. Or, get a bit more rowdy and sip cocktails by the pool or show off ALL your moves at the nude dance party, this place seems to have quite the offering. The rooms are actually legit rooms (that was hard to find) and the crowd seems a bit more lively than other locations.
This resort seems to me like the best of all! The place itself looks beautiful, like a regular resort (unlike all the others.) They have lots of parties listed on their event calendar, so if you’re looking to meet people and get a little wild this seems like the spot. It seems busy and fun! *If I were going to a nude resort I would pick this one.
Cypress Cove has nice rooms and an all over great resort. They seem to have quite a few activities including boating, tennis, line dancing and even Chinese Wand exercise classes. SCORE! You can also enjoy the spa, gym or newly remodeled rooms while being naked.
The Gay Head cliffs serve as a backdrop to this beautiful beach on the Atlantic coast. It is quite cold, but the location is picturesque. Apparently, the far end of the beach is where the nudists congregate. The Vineyard is a fun place to stroll around, but has a very preppy atmosphere, which makes this nude bohemian beach an even more thrilling visit.
Also known as “UFO Beach” is a peaceful, secluded getaway to bathe in the buff. Although, you might want to find a spot behind a dune. They do patrol the area, so make sure to have a cover up/towel and use discretion if there are other sunbathers, especially those suited up beach goers. However, the beach looks quite beautiful.
Almost year round beautiful weather at this stunning Miami beach. 0.4 miles of the beach is designated for nudists, so make sure to stay within those perimeters. It seems to get very populated and is great for surfing and swimming. This nude beach was on a lot of top nude beach lists, so this one should definitely be on your list!
It would be difficult for this nudist resort to look uninviting because of its stunning location in Kona Coast. They have a few sleeping options, but I would try the tree house hideaway. You get a private hot tub and sundeck! There are quite a few activities to do as well in the area like horseback riding (which is not done nude…) and hula lessons. If you are looking to enjoy, relax, and take in the nature of Hawaii this seems like a good option. (Less of a party vibe here.)
Located on Lake Travis in Austin, TX. This has more of a wild party vibe with boats lined up with water slides, coolers of beer and lots and lots of people. Think Red Neck Yacht club when you think of Hippie Hollow. TBH it looks like a blast.
Boasts a friendly atmosphere and is known to be family oriented. The Club promotes pot luck dinners, nude boating and volleyball. There is no lodging at the club, but plenty of nearby B&B’s and campsites.
MONSTER JAAAAAAAAAAAAAM! Okay, now this is where we geek out. We were super stoked when we got the opportunity to check out 2018’s Monster Jam. By some stroke of luck, maybe it’s karma whatever it is/whatever we did, we’ll take it. They were running a bit late during the press day, so we had to sit in an empty arena and watch our very own private rally. We’re not bragging, but we sort of are. What an experience!
There is something about those engines when they start to rev. Maybe it’s the jumpsuits they wear *swoon.* Maybe it’s the energy of the crowd. Whatever the case, we love it.
We got the opportunity to meet Scooby Doo’s driver, Myranda Cozad and she is a badass. Can you imagine driving a Monster Truck as your job?! Livin’ the dream girl. After our private show and meeting we headed down to the dirt to snap some photos in the stadium.
On rally day we got there extra early to go to the pit party. For those of you who have yet to attend a rally, the pit party is where you can meet with the drivers and get a close up of the trucks. Just for some perspective I stood next to Zombie’s tires (in 4 inch heels.) I’m 5’9″ for reference. They are huge and the trucks weigh in at around 12,000 pounds!
During the show there are numerous competitions. We love the donut, two-wheel skill challenge and the freestyle events the best! Beware of flying dirt. Make sure to check out their 2018 schedule here for upcoming shows. We’ll be at the outdoor show in June! Meet us there 🙂